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Svakog dana, debilana. Svakog drugog dana, debilana debilana. Svakog treceg dana trostruka debilana. Svakog sestog dana - sestostruka debilana. A nedeljom, kretensko-idiotska debilana.>>>>>

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L U D A   Ž E N A

Bio je to čovek sa zulufima. Imao je zulufe i kovrdžavu kosu. Bila je to žena, blaže rečeno. Zulufi su bili upadljivi mada su ipak bili veliki. Straga je imala metlu. Kosa u biti nije bitna, zulufi su bitni, to želim da kažem. Dovoljno glupa da bi bila lepa, bila je gadan tip. Orlovskog nosa, muž joj je svaki dan kačio kaput o kukove a noge su joj bile smetnja. Sve to joj nije smetalo da se dobro zeza.
Biti pedantan u dosadi i još javno priznat - tome je težila. -Međutim nije lako živeti na taj način a naročito kretati se ulicom- tvrdila je -jer uvek postoji opasnost od asfalta za moje jadno dupe. Ako se ikada bude osnovalo udruženje mojih obožavalaca, oni će se boriti protiv asfalta na ulicama. Uverena sam!
Pored ostalog zanima se za neuobičajene grane evolucionog stabla jer se nada da ce njeni potomci imati spojene prste leve i desne ruke.


B. Čegar

Instant rešenja:
Kazimir (Darko) K. ( glava )
     
(Šta sam) BIO:
Interesantno, rođen sam istog dana kao i Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (28. avgusta 1749) samo cifre godina uzimaju drugačiji redosled (1974). Kao dečaku, najveća želja bile mi je da imam klovnovske cipele i jednog dana mi ih je majka i sašila. Mogu reći da, sretno i bezbrižno, ne izlazim iz tih cipela.
Nešto formalnog znanja skupljao sam po Subotici i Novom Sadu ali službeno, akademski gledano, i dalje sam 100% debil. Alhemijska, paramatematička, informaciologijska iskustva se ne vrednuju pa ih neću ni spominjati.
Usput sam se oženio lavicom, dobio sina i kcer i stekao mnogo prijatelja.
Isprobao sam se u raznim zanatima i danas jedem digitalni hleb. Tako i živim: ne u kontinualnom atomskom svetu, već u kvantovima, na trenutke, u svetu bitova.
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F R U S T R A C I J A

Šikanirani, napušteni, odbačeni, potpuno ste isfrustrirani! Ne možete da shvatite zašto Vas svet zaobilazi i popreko gleda na Vaš svetonazor. Na koji način reagovati, šta činiti? >>>>>

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